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What’s red and white on the outside and gray on the inside?? Campbell’s Cream of Elephant soup.
What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.
What did Tarzan say when the elephants wore Foster Grants? Nothing. He didn’t recognize them.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in apple trees.
and for the mathematical pièce de résistance…
What’s gray and has integer solutions? Elephantine Equations.
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Why do elephants paint white lines on their backs? To hide on the highway.
Have you ever seen an elephant on the highway? No, because it works.
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Since we are into corn as high as an elephant’s eye.
If Ella Fitzgerald married Allen Funt, her name would be ________________!
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The phrase nicely describes the Trump-led GOP.
How an elephant got into my pajamas, I’ll never know.
How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator? His footprints are in the butter.
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