2020 Republican National Convention

The candidate explains to the delegates…

The Chinese misreported! The CDC was slow to respond! The Democrats created a hoax! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was spring break! A terrible flood! Mardi Gras! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

3 thoughts on “2020 Republican National Convention

  1. The good thing is that this is not happening under a Biden administration. For the focus would be on advancing the interests of the Chi-Coms, illegal aliens, Palestinians and not offending anyone.

    We would be mired in the confusion of multi-cultural mediocrity and the death count would already be in the millions!

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